Summary:

Prison AU. After stabbing his roommate to death, Donut has been sentenced to life and locked in prison.

As if the fact that he's going to be locked away for at least twenty years isn't enough, he's locked in with conmen, blackmailers and murderers. Right away he's roped into the fighting between the inmates. And on top of all that, his jumpsuit is incredibly itchy.

Prison is going to be tough, especially if Donut wants to live long enough to get parole and see the outside again.

Also includes 'flashback' chapters concerning the main six inmates and how they got locked up.

Categories: Alternate Universes & Crossovers
Characters: All, Caboose, Church, Donut, Grif, Omega/O'Malley, Simmons, Tucker
Shipping: Church/Tucker, Doc/O'Malley, Grif/Simmons
Tags & Warnings: M/M, Strong Language, Strong Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 68 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 149221 Read Count: 16667

Summary:

Soldiering, while conducive to exciting action sequences in the realm of machinima, tends to make for rather tedious reading, as anyone who’s endured a Gears of War novel can attest.  I mean, honestly, in book form, all that action just gets bogged down by the cumbersomeness of the English language. It’s not like the soldiering was the important part of the series.

    RvB, I need not reiterate, was brilliant for its wit and characters, not it’s paper-thin, swiss-cheese plot or its occasional action sequences. And since television is 50% reality TV and 50% police/court procedurals, there were really only two workable options to cop from for this AU. So instead of grown men standing around discussing snack cakes as soldiers, you get grown men discussing snack cakes…as lawyers.

    Because really, these guys could fuck up any profession. And still deliver some really zippy one-liners.

Categories: Alternate Universes & Crossovers
Characters: All
Shipping: Church/Tex, Grif/Simmons, Simmons/Sister, Sister/Tucker
Tags & Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Sexual Themes, Strong Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24695 Read Count: 2140

Summary:

What would happen when one, single girl wakes up on day after making a wish upon a chain letter, only to find herself in Blood Gulch? Chaos, insanity, and making no sense whatsoever to the Blood Gulch crew. Yup, normal as always...

Categories: General
Characters: Church
Shipping: None
Tags & Warnings: Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4584 Read Count: 2575

Summary:

It breaks, he fixes it.

Categories: Romance
Characters: Caboose, Church, Tucker
Shipping: Caboose/Church, Caboose/Tucker, Church/Tucker
Tags & Warnings: M/M, PWP, Strong Sexual Themes
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5621 Read Count: 250

Summary:

 
Epsilon went missing? The Director got off scotfree? Omega on the loose? They all want something more, bigger than the Freelancer Project, bigger than the Alpha... They want a Covenant army. So why are they after Tex, Missing in Action since Blood Gulch? Church barely escaped AI purgatory once, will he risk it all for the woman he loved and lost? As they cross the reaches of space being pursued by Section 3, vengeful Freelancers and Covenant forces, can the same social retards save the human race?

Categories: General
Characters: Blues, Covenant, Director, OC, Reds, Washington
Shipping: Church/Tex
Tags & Warnings: BR, CC, Deviant Universe, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15177 Read Count: 1396